The AQUABATS HISTORY
Deep in the South Pacific lies an undiscovered island.
This island housed a people raised on the foundation of song and the luxury
of time. An
island named after it's amphibious and bat- like
people.... AQUABANIA! Life could not be too good on the island, from churro
baking contests
to Calypso Camp, until an evil force descended upon
the island and life would never be the same.
Pushed to the brink of disaster, 8 (or sometimes
9) men escaped impending doom. In a hollowed out log, these 8 (or 9) men
made their way to
the highestwaterfall and dropped into the raging
sea. Drifting aimlessly for days, they washed up on a sandy beach owned
by a fantastically
insane scientist known only as "The Professor". Pulling
them from their wooded tomb, he laid them on the sand and having pity on
them, he
took them under his care. Later, they explained their
story and looked up into his bespectacled eyes for pity.
Learning of their peril, he decided to help them
fight their cause by giving them the only gift he was capable of - The
Power of Insanity.
Through the use of the Professor's scientiffically
altered convenience store foods, these 8 (or 9) men gained powers well
beyond that of ordinary
Aquabanians. They became the "AquaBuds". . . then
the "AquaBoys". . . then finally , just "Mel and Friends". But later the
truth was revealed
to them!---THEY WERE THE AQUABATS!
With their new found abilities, they set out on a
rigorous course of training. Everyday the Professor would would give them
their morning corn
dog and they set out to the water for surf and energy
enhancing sun activities. Later in the day, a nourishing churro would give
them the power
they needed to withstand even a brick to the forehead.
In the evening , they played music (which the Professor
would help them with his own Hypno-mind-controlling wave patterns). This
would help
them gain the unwilling loyalty of those who would
dare to listen! By gaining such a following, the Professor knew they (and
he) could gain
power over the evil forces that led them so far from
home.
Armed with radioactive rash guards and anti-negativity
helmets, these 8 (or 9) Aquabats had set out to "CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!"
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